Muzzled while Driving Miss Daisey

I think I may just give up!!! Today I read in an online “Mormon magazine” that “Driving is a magnificent test of our Christian character. We are generally quite anonymous, we have lots of power, and we are fully goal-directed. If anything will demonstrate our spiritual maturity, I suppose that driving will.”

So my driving skills are now to be added to the list of things I am going to be judged by? If this truly is the case that my eternal real estate address is to be determined by how I drive on the freeway then I may as well give up now. I mean, I do believe that you can tell a lot about a person by how they drive. But as for me I do not think a fair judgment could be made on my “Christ like Qualities” by my under breath monolog with fellow drivers. So I admit that I honk the horn, even multiple times if I have to, and I do talk to other motorists when I think they need a talking to, like the person who has their turn signal on without knowing it and as I courteously wait for them to make their turn I get a bit irritated and simply let them know that they may need to retake drivers ed. So I guess the big mansion will not have my name on it after all!